Did You Ever Wonder...
by The Liberator
...what you would get if you crossed a homosexual with a dinosaur?
...what you call a Bohemian abortion?
A cancelled check.
...what has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
...how a prostitute might recondition herself?
Simply stuff a ham in and slide out the bone.
...what the difference is between O. J. Simpson and Simba from The Lion King?
One is an African lion, the other is a lie'n African.
...what the Moral Majority and the gay community have in common?
They both suck.
...what the differences are between a prostitute, actress, model and housewife?
It beats the heck out of us.
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