Did You Ever Wonder...
by The Liberator

...what you would get if you crossed a homosexual with a dinosaur?

An assasaurus.

...what you call a Bohemian abortion?

A cancelled check.

...what has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

...how a prostitute might recondition herself?

Simply stuff a ham in and slide out the bone.

...what the difference is between O. J. Simpson and Simba from The Lion King?

One is an African lion, the other is a lie'n African.

...what the Moral Majority and the gay community have in common?

They both suck.

...what the differences are between a prostitute, actress, model and housewife?

It beats the heck out of us.

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